scobe

1. to nervously scratch one's upper chest and subsequently sniff one's fingers while simultaneously presenting an expression of complete confusion.

2. to receive fellatio while scratching one's chest and screaming "I AIN'T GOT NO HAPPY FEEET!"

(Related Words: scobes, to scobe, scobing, scobed)

1. "As I realized that the girl I wanted to get with all year was finally in my room, I began to excessively scobe myself."

2. Francisco: "Yo bro, how was your night? Did you finally get with Tina?"
Nani: "Haha, yeahhh kid, she scobed me all night. And honestly, probably one of the best scobes I've ever had."
Francisco: "Damn, son."

by Marcelo Tavarez April 17, 2008

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

scones

Of or relating to a person(s) from, or living in San Fransisco, CA

No, Let's not go to that party its full of Scones

by Natty D. July 24, 2008

slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

scobel

best guy ever!

I have to say, that you´re my scobel. you saved my life.

by wortmotor May 24, 2017

Scodes

Opope disease

Man 1: I HAVE SCODES WHAT DO I DO
Man 2: Have sex with me

by 6969Yeet9696 January 28, 2021

Scopesplosion

The discrete point in software development where the development of feature, no matter how major or minor it appears to be, causes the scope of a product or project to significantly expand due to increased complexity.

Adding eye tracking to our eCommerce platform would cause a scopesplosion.

by Hubert Butterfly III April 15, 2021