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Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin
I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.
by Davedale July 31, 2019
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Scheissmeister

pron. "SHYce-MYster"

The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."

"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
by Der Shitchen January 3, 2009
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schissenhousen

Can be used in conjunction with a carter's hat.

This is when a team/person is flat and haven't fired a shot, just like Clinton G.
As flat as a Schissenhousen Carter's hat.
by Habibapotamus May 15, 2004
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Scheiser

The German word for shit.
sing.- Scheiser
plur. -Scheisen
SCHEISER!! the deadline is today
by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004
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Schissel

Josephine, you fat pig! You ate the entire d**n schissel of broc and beans...idiot!
by Jaburkburk January 11, 2012
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scheissehosen

Exclamation used when approached by a malodorous German vagrant.
Oh scheissehosen, er riecht!
by concert lighter March 17, 2005
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scheissehunde

Exclamation of disdain, anger (from the Middle German Scheisse Hunde, "shit dog")
(you'd exclaim this after a teste (ovary, if female) were to be rammed by a wayward pitchfork or other blunt instrument...)
by DJ Snickaz April 2, 2003
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