Scarecrowing

1. The act of approaching someone from behind and force punching your fist into there anus, giving the receiver the appearance of a scarecrow.

2. surprise fisting from behind.

1. last night when my girlfriend was changing I totally scarecrowed her.

2. I heard someone is running around at night scarecrowing people.

by Swee7 Chuck April 2, 2014

scarecrowsman

A thin, tall man or woman from a village/town of low population, appointed to ward off evil spirits and thieves. A tradition from older times, smaller modern villages in Oklahoma have clung to this archaic belief.

These villages oft send their young out into the world with their shirts filled with straw in the belief that it will keep their thoughts and mind pure of the evils of modern society.

Get out there and tend the field! We didn't appoint you the scarecrowsman for nothin', boy!

by Hillbilly Historian November 8, 2010

scarecrowin'

The act of playing objectionable music in order to drive an unwanted person or persons away from one's vicinity.

Bob continued yammering on, refusing to leave my office , so I began scarecrowin' him with some sick Riff Raff beats until he finally went away.

by thejimparker November 17, 2016

Scarecrowing

The act of standing in a window or doorway in a commanding pose to assert physical dominance and ward off unwelcomed visitors through intimidation, especially while fully or partially nude.

Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.

"My manager was scarecrowing me so hard from her office that now I can't send her emails or bring her coffee without getting an anxiety attack and a boner at the same time."

"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."

*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"

by SlinkeyDink June 17, 2020

Starecrown

God of staring contests, he is also the greatest singer and best character ever

"I have been craving this for a while, boyfriend.xml" - Starecrown

by Omnipuppets June 3, 2021

starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

Squarecrow

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.

Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!

by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011