Rick Sanchez

A character on the popular TV show on adult swim, "Rick and Morty."

Summer: Oh, yeah. My grandpa is Rick Sanchez.

by goawayimbusyignoringyou September 25, 2016

Pearly Sanchez

1) When one ejaculates or masturbates and wipes the resulting seminal fluid on the upper lip of another person in the shape of a mustache.

2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.

Brian was the first to fall asleep at the party. His best friend Adam decided he would give Brian a Pearly Sanchez. So Adam vigorously masturbated, then took his handful of semen and wiped it over Brian's upper lip. When Brian woke up in the morning he had a crusty mustache and complained about the smell of semen.

John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.

Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 2, 2018

Rick Sanchez

Smartest man in the universe, well known for his crybaby backstory and his two cheating crows.

Someone: it’s Rick Sanchez C137
Evil Morty: no, it’s the Rickest Rick

by unknown_kyla April 10, 2022

Lonely Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.

"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"

by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009

Curvy Sanchez

To dick down a girl with your penis that is seriously bent to one side. Despite its name, this copulative act is not limited to Mexican men.

I know I hit Shanequia’s G-spot last night cuz I was hammering her home with my Curvy Sanchez!

by Mizzlebone June 12, 2020

melinda sanchez

"The famous voice actress from many adult movies and sex lines."

I heard the hot voice of Melinda Sanchez on that sex recording last night.

by rottenboyz August 14, 2006

milky sanchez

the love mustache.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.

i was sexing my old lady when she says she wants to look like caesar romero (the joker in the batman show). i pull out and pump my joy juice on her belly. then i craft her a fine protein mustache. aye dios mio! what a fine milky sanchez!!

by the lopez! February 5, 2009