Samatise

If your name is Samatise, you're a weeb who loves watching anime but you hate Tensura for some reason. Also, you play Roblox 12 hours a day. Other than playing Roblox, your hobbies are karaoke, dancing, sports, and music. You think that it is much for fun to play with friends. You like to eat, sleep, play repeat. Also you use the Michael Jackson Moon Walk when calculating slope. You also hate Edgar from Brawl Stars.

Mr. Strabismus: Your homework is to eat, play, sleep repeat.
Maroc: I know Samatise will be so happy!

by ganyumalawi2 September 17, 2022

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Salatiel

Salatiel’s are a one of a kind. You’ll only ever meet one in your life, if a girl meets one she’ll instantly fall in love, his voice is monotonous but he is funny and doesn’t even try he just lives, his passions include writing learning and cooking. They are extremely flirtation towards girls they want and might go in for an unexpected kiss. He treats his friends with respect and will never snitch. He always finds a way to live a good life and be stress free. They are the oddest when it comes to how their lives function they may seem peaceful and quiet but they can know how to have fun better than any other person, they’re usually always light skin with wavy or straight hair have full lips and a smile that will make you tremble. They’re extremely attractive but on occasions overly confident and may seem cocky. If you meet one keep him it’s like finding a moon rock inside of a car, RARE.

Have you met Salatiel? He’s sooo attractive.

by Laine234 May 21, 2019

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ZONE-SAMA

An awesome female Hentai artist. Need I say more?

Hako: *watch flash 'parody'* This looks like ZONE-SAMA's work. *proceeds to fap*

by ZONE-SAMA's B!TCH September 19, 2013

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Samad

Persian male name:

Everlasting / Eternal / Absolute / Without Equal

The name is used in both Arabic and Persian and in Islamic religion it is one of the 99 names of god (As-Samad)

However the name/word has been found to out-date the Islamic religion by millenia, examples have been found in both the ancient Persian empire as well as the ancient Egyptian empire.

On a side note: expect anyone that is literally called the "everlasting eternal absolute god without equal" to be a little weird.

No point going up against a Samad

Samad put that cookie down you are fat enough already

by Prof.Dr.lr.Ing Snapsticks May 24, 2010

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Summer School Sabatoge

Generally occurs at the end of the school semester and the beginning of exam week. You ask your professor/teacher what to study for the Final Exam. They tell you what isn't going to be on the Final Exam or, they tell you what isn't going to emphasized in great detail. Contrary to what they told you, they end up putting that AND ONLY THAT on the final, thereby causing you to fail for the semester resulting in you having to repeat the course next semester.

Kid: She told me it wasn't on the test. I didn't study it... She put it on the test. I failed it.

Other Kid: Ah, the old summer school sabatoge.

by Lyyzz December 10, 2008

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