When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.
It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.
by MathPlus November 11, 2018
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With the salvation of Singapore in mind, some mathematically inclined theologians are itching to divine what the salvation rate for next year’s “Celebration of Hope” event would be.
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Get the Salvation Rate mug.A group of unsightly abominable young woman who believe they are the preeminent female extension of Regis Hall. Not only are they known as the most unattractive girls floor in Regis but their ring leader, who can be mistaken for a hobgoblin, is a sight for sore eyes.
by Father Von Arx S.J. April 24, 2008
Get the slutnation mug.A place intended for the lower-class households to pick up some used clothing and other items at a discounted price. It seems all of the "different" kids go there now to buy vintage shirts, because you can get three for a nickel or some shxt like that. They are usually the type of kids who complain about society having "brainwashed" the preppy kids.
If you think you're cool for buying clothes at the salvation army, just remember that you're wearing somebody else's pitstained t-shirt.
If you think you're cool for buying clothes at the salvation army, just remember that you're wearing somebody else's pitstained t-shirt.
Like oh my God, I just got this brand new emo shirt at the salvation army today! It's totally rad! It says "John's Pickle Shop" on the front! I think I'm going to wear it to the Dashboard concert this weekend! It will totally fit in!
by AnthonyMEMU June 22, 2004
Get the salvation army mug.I kept camping his corpse over and over,you know he was a bit saltatious about it,because he quit the game.
by kittyfemboy October 17, 2011
Get the Saltatious mug.A "charity" who have been around for a long time and run stores. They burnt thousands, possibly millions, of Harry Potter toys because of "promoting witchcraft," ruining the christmas of many children. They also think that homosexuals are a disgrace. "The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. " is a bullshit definition because they -DO- discriminate heavily.
The Salvation Army were meant to give those poor kids a christmas, but instead they lit a bonfire for the homeless.
by Fuck Sally. November 18, 2013
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I was just looking for some cheap t-shirts and then the freakin' salivation army took the place over. I was swimming in '80s terrycloth headbands and PBR-flavoured spit in about two seconds.
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