Sacramento Kings

A pretty decent team out of California's capital, with some decent players.

The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).

The Lakers won the game in the 4th quarter, cutting down the Kings' 20 point lead and squeezing out a 2 point win.

by skater910 October 5, 2004

Sacramento Slugger

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007

Sacramento SkeeBall

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)

I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!

by DXLA February 14, 2008

Sacramento Kings

A bad team, with bad owners, situated in a pathetic city, that will never go anywhere.

Did you see the Sacramento Kings just traded for that cancer Ron Artest? Where's Lionel Simmons when you nee him?

Who cares?

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

Sacramento Sweater

A song by the Scottish Rock band "Arthouse".

"Dude, the drummer from Arthouse Cleveland Steamer'd his drum-kit during Sacramento Sweater at their show last night!"

by Dr Feelgood2457 March 23, 2010

Isabella Sacramento

The hottest most sexiest person alive

random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”

Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”

by hot actor? May 31, 2021

Sacramento Mouthwash

when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.

a bruh did you smash?
yeah i sacramento mouthwashed that bitch.
you lowkey fruity for that bro.

by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017