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syphilis

1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade
1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom
by wrong or right? April 20, 2007
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A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.
That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B
by Jim November 10, 2003
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syphoning gas

the act of getting gas out of car usually with a hose usually done by hobos looking for flammable liquid to create fires for heat and to perform arson
at a local gas station some retard tried to syphon gas with a vacuum cleaner and it exploded
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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syphallisp

someone that is uber-disgusting, hinting that they'd actually have both syphallis, and a lisp :(

deadly combo, dude.
check out ole syphallisp over there. gross.
by neu January 28, 2004
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Sypha

Sypha was a vampire hunter.
by son of sithis August 31, 2011
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Black Syphilis

A pseudo-legendary STD with a probable origin in East Asia. According to hearsay the malignant bacteria manifests many of the same symptoms as standard syphilis, but does so with alarming speed and terminality. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment or cures for Black Syphilis. According to fable, the tertiary phase of the disease results in the infected decay of one's genitals, and in men, will supposedly cause the pecker to eventually rot off.

Rumor of the disease’s existence first circulated among US military personnel occupying post-WW2 Japan in the late 1940s and later during the Korean War. The myth of Black Syphilis proliferated throughout the Asian world and among American military personnel during the Vietnam conflict, although strangely very few known bonifide cases have been medically documented. Today the disease is rumored to exist primarily in Thailand. In the American military, it is rumored that should a person contract the dreaded disease abroad that they would be forbidden from reentering the US.
Stay out of the brothels in Bangkok! If you get the Black Syphilis they won't let you back home!
by Jypsy April 7, 2008
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Scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs

1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed
"I cant believe you did that you scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs!"
by celticmom July 8, 2006
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