Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

swine hole

A pig's asshole.....

Shut the hell up you swine hole!

by eclipseyourmind June 11, 2005

Swine Flew

Reference to the Swine Flu epidemic and the common phrase "When Pigs Fly" in relation to certain preceeding events.

First the U.S.A. got a black President, then swine flew!

by LemonLimeSkull April 29, 2009

Swine Wine

The elixir of pre-packaged, cheap Franzia box 'o wine wine often found at questionable college parties. The bag is held above the drinker's head while they drink. The term is derived from the fact that the bag is passed around the room, allowing everyone's lips to touch the bag. Thus, the germs are transfered to the wine.

Ed: "Joe slapped a bag of that swine wine last night"
Mike: "I heard he's in the health center with swine flu"
Ed: "Yeah that's what you get when you drink swine wine"

by The Heights Man October 21, 2009

swine wank knob fucker

A swine wank knob fucker is someone who is always a douche. Even at their nicest they are extremely rude. Most commonly they have daddy issues and manage to Piss you off all the time

Jim at the party last night was a real swine wank knob fucker

by SwineWankKnobFucker420 January 21, 2017

Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.

Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!

by anarkizm October 29, 2009

Swine Flu

Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.

Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!

by Giovanni Mann May 2, 2009