seggsy

To be sexy and also an egg

Did you see those seggsy eggs?
They were teh seggsiest!

by Eggsploder November 4, 2011

Seggs

Seggs is a game you play with your friends. You all get 1 egg and take as little as you can off to get the yoke out. Now you and all ur friends put their dick in the egg and watch the hottest porn and the last one to crack the egg wins.

Come over and play seggs with us, the looser pays for dinner

by Cmarino_ October 19, 2021

Seggsy

When eggplant goes into peach it creates an egg.

Damn, looking seggsy.

by lollololololok October 5, 2020

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

Segga

Short for Sacriston, AKA Smackriston. Segga is where the hard lads roam in their tracksuits and their perms and live the sesh life. Also a place to settle your beef and have a scrap in your uniform after school.

Also, if you're over the age of 18 and living in Segga then you're almost guaranteed to be asked "Can ya go in the shop for is' for a pack of tabs and a bottle of Lambrini?" by a group of Year 9s.

Person 1: "Eh, what you say to me ya daft cunt?!"
Person 2: "The fuck are you on about, I didn't say shit!"
Person 1: "You won't be talking when ya come down Segga and I fuckin' spin-kick ya lips off ya daft cunt!"
Person 2: "Howay then, right after school tomorra. Ya gonna get fuckin' jumped!"

by Segga April 2, 2020

segg z

its saying someone is sexy but in a soft boi/gurl way

person 1 : yo look at my new outfit
person 2: wow you be lookin segg z uwu
person 1: awee thanks

by iwannakahootmyselfofabridge September 22, 2020

Smeggzy

Sexy is overused >:)
This is better-

DAMNNNN THAT FRIED EGG BE LOOKIN SMEGGZYYY TODAY.

by FroggyJelly February 10, 2021