swank

To wank using your own feces as lubricant, as in a shit wank.

holy shit, that sick fuck is having a swank on my mom's bed.

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1. High Class
2. extremely cool
3. So Wetarted And Not Kool

1. This suite is very swank, it probably costs a lot.
2. Wow, that movie was so swank.
3. Ugh, I hate that guy, he is so S.W.A.N.K

by campsac July 12, 2006

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Gid just learned to swank it.

by John Swank June 09, 2007

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Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

by Laura December 14, 2004

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Swank

Being sick and havin' a wank at the same time.

Man i had a great swank last night.

by The-Comfort-Magnet November 22, 2009

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To boast or brag. Especially when used in social circles, name dropping what your kids are doing.

"Oh, Timmies working in Shanghai now"
"Grr, that fat ho is always swanking!"

"Right, I'm going to the party to swank"

by Isomaltine March 03, 2004

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SK had a swank in the club

He went for another swank

by DJSKANK November 14, 2009

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