swank

To wank using your own feces as lubricant, as in a shit wank.

holy shit, that sick fuck is having a swank on my mom's bed.

by Chesta the Cat Molesta September 19, 2005

swank

1. High Class
2. extremely cool
3. So Wetarted And Not Kool

1. This suite is very swank, it probably costs a lot.
2. Wow, that movie was so swank.
3. Ugh, I hate that guy, he is so S.W.A.N.K

by campsac July 11, 2006

swank

Masturbate; to pleasure oneself.

Gid just learned to swank it.

by John Swank July 4, 2007

swank

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

by Laura December 13, 2004

Swank

Being sick and havin' a wank at the same time.

Man i had a great swank last night.

by The-Comfort-Magnet November 22, 2009

swank

To boast or brag. Especially when used in social circles, name dropping what your kids are doing.

"Oh, Timmies working in Shanghai now"
"Grr, that fat ho is always swanking!"

"Right, I'm going to the party to swank"

by Isomaltine March 3, 2004

swank

Sit down wank

To sit and mastrubate

SK had a swank in the club

He went for another swank

by DJSKANK November 16, 2009