Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019

stormin norman

when someone is raping another person in the ass so rough that they have wet runny diarrhea on your penis, and u pull it out when u get off and slap them in the face for a tasty mix of shit and jism.

man the last 3 years in prison sucked I've gotten 4 stormin normans in the past month. said Jim as big Harry came up to say hello.

by chris and izzy November 28, 2007

Storking

to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.

"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple

by Jedi Peacekeeper December 2, 2005

Stormin

Comes from the Edinburgh slang "Stormin Norman", meaning to be on you own.
Sometimes modified to "stormer" - someone who is on his storman
Or even to be "storminated" - literally "on my own"

This is not the harshest work in the urban dictionary but if coupled with a swear word or two, someone might stab you (if you were in Glasgow).

Guy 1: "I've been on my stormin all day, its getting on my tits"
Guy 2: "Thats cos ur a smelly c*nt"

Jock: "Your a f*cking stormer you fat b*stard"

Slim: "I hate being storminated, I have to jack off to keep myself company"

by Jimmay Rae April 15, 2006

Storing

Entering a random, populated store and acting like you work there.

"Dude, have you heard of storing? It's pretty much the new planking!"

"Hey, how can I help you?"
"I was just wondering where the Gatorade was located"
"How should I know? I don't work here."

by 814K3 February 9, 2012

Ghost Storying your Cock

When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .

Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"

Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."

by BigDbandaid July 10, 2019

storking

a sexual act in which a girl receives a very long penis (like the bill of a stork) into her vagina.

The girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short penis as her pet aversions.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011