Steam

Awesome program designed by valve. Only people who don't know what they are doing have trouble with it.

Wow, MGS3 is ALMOST as awesome as steam!

by -=BBC=- November 28, 2004

Steam Steam Lol

A quote from Episode 3 of the short lived machinima Over the Counterstrike. It serves no particular purpose other than to be obscure.

Person A: What was that for?
Person B: Steam Steam Lol

by MarsGoW August 15, 2008

steam

is meant to make u kill urself

Sucide Note:
Steam screwed me over so much i am gunna jump off this buidling

by kyle March 3, 2004

Steam

An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.

Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.

by Colder November 16, 2011

steamed

The act of activating a game on Valve's Steam client.

I just steamed Call of Duty: Black Ops.

by SpyderC November 19, 2010

Steam

Steam was a slang word for beer that was made using non-traditional or improvised brewing methods, see MacGyver, along the western coast of the United States during the 19th century. It has recently begun a climb back into the popular slang of the modern day American lexicon.

19th Century
Robert: I say old chap, I am quite parched and in need of refreshment!

Charles: Off to the bar then so that we might obtain some STEAM and proceed to become piss drunk.

Together: Tally Ho!

Modern Day
Bob: Hey dude, lets go get drunk tonight.

Chuck: Ok, I know a great bar where we can get some STEAM.

Together: Hells Ya!

by Spitfire Red May 10, 2006

steaming

Extremely excited about something huge about to happen... usually a great weekend or awesome party.

"Man im steaming bout this party friday"

by SP33 March 9, 2008