Stat Nazi 

A person who plays a football video game and purposely plays the game to make himself look good. This is usually done in either the franchise or season mode. It could also be used in a game mode in which you create your own player such as superstar mode in madden or campus legend in NCAA. A stat Nazi will do something such as throw a 75 yard touchdown pass with 20 seconds left in the 4th quarter when they are winning by 35 points just to get their stats up. Also known as padding stats.

Person 1: Dude! My running back got 530 yards last game! Im gonna win the heisman for sure?

Person 2: Wow, your such a Stat Nazi

Stat Nazi by I Chink Im Cool November 29, 2011

stat porn 

A shocking, revealing or insightful statistic about something that you show off to others.

stat porn statistics make an important point clear.

stat porn by mkmk November 12, 2007

stat that 

the phrase said after a funny comment is made, referring to the fact that someone should put the said quote as their facebook status.

martha: i want my babies to look like him, only with better teeth

mary: hahaha stat that. martha you're retarded, babies dont even have teeth

stat that by ovenmitz July 13, 2010

stat fag 

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.

Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.

stat fag by usuck2 June 9, 2012

Stat padding interactions 

Something Naomi does

Your just stat padding interactions aren’t you?

Stat padding interactions by GG X Branch February 24, 2021

Stat Paddying 

To get wins in Warzone in bronze lobbies.

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

Stat Paddying by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

Stat Paddying 

To get Warzone wins in bronze lobbies. Extra points for announcing "dub"

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

Stat Paddying by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021