Stage-5 Clinger

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

by Marc September 20, 2004

stage pretty

The phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the fuckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.

"Was Matt hot?"
"nah, not really, he was just stage pretty"

by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him

He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.

by HantheDealer June 29, 2015

stage fag

A straight male who often acts in musicals, wears make-up and discusses theater.

Jim and these other stage fags sure aren't getting as much ass as they claim from performing in that musical.

by Quaaludes May 7, 2011

stage kit

Drinks for the band

If we could get the waitress to bring us up a stage kit, we'll get started with the show.

by UNCDeadhead January 13, 2011