belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.
That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008
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Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.
"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."
by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003
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stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.
“Look, my dick is all red
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”
by The Gadgie April 13, 2019
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secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.
Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?
by Fruit pie June 12, 2009
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stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator June 17, 2007
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stab lab

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."
by Mæth October 07, 2015
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School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.
Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII
by JackHadden March 12, 2020
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