Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with
the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the
lightsabers are the
mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared
the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I
thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of
that shit.
Yoda - mmmm