Nancy Splenda

A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments

Wow, I tried to see how she was and she just one-lined me. What a Nancy Splenda!

by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.

Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.

by missnancycook June 24, 2022

Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.

Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”

by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022

Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.

Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.

by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021

splenda baby

a sugar baby without giving any sugar

“He sent me 50$ for nothing”

haha your his splenda baby

by splenda March 24, 2022

Splenda Baby

A person whom receives money from a sugar daddy/mommy but doesn’t send anything to get it.

“He sent you $100 and you didn’t send him any sugar? You’re a Splenda baby!”

by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022