A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.
Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
by missybitch April 21, 2017
He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.
by LionBroad December 04, 2016
Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?
Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..
Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..
by Trixxy Crisp March 10, 2024
by Jcm89 August 20, 2021
An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”
by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019
by splenda March 24, 2022
by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022