Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.

We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.

by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013

Sob story

The kind of story you tell people so they can sympathize with you or make their hearts warm towards you, that way you can easily make them so your bidding.

Boy: I was supposed to go see the movie premiere with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me with a text last night, would you go with me?

Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!

by K Supreme December 31, 2018

sob-hole

mouth, pie-hole, cake-hole...the oral orrifice.

There, there son....shut your sob-hole. Everything will be fine.

by Heckler1 April 3, 2006

Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021

Sob Story

A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.

Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.

by farhanastfusmellyindian May 26, 2022

Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018