Blundy Soak

The art of jizzing in a baseball cup while wearing your pants.

Got to the game early and saw the Shortstop in the dugout giving himself a blundy soak before the game.

by Baseball funnies March 13, 2022

Jackhammer soak

A derivative of "soaking" or the "mormon soak" which is used to obviate the restrictions placed on pre-marital sex. In this case, a male performs a standard "soak" (where he places his penis inside of a female and just lets it sit there aka "soak") and has a third individual jump on the bed which facilitates sex like motion. To be clear, this is still not sex, and both individuals are still classified as virgins even after hours of jackhammer soaking.

Greggy C: I'm taking this wicked hot cowgirl home tonight but she wont let me bang her because she is a virgin

RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins

Greggy C: I LIKE THAT

by Not_A_Real_Doctor December 17, 2021

half soaked

dozy, forgetful, slow witted, of limited intelligence, a day dreamer

someone who is, or appears to be, partially (hence 'half') drunk

'Jack never remembered things he had to do; he was so half soaked he'd forget his head if it wasn't screwed on..'

by the marma February 27, 2010

super soak

to ejaculate on a woman during a sexual encounter

Man, when i was banging that girl last night, I stepped back and super soaked that ho!

by jake. October 22, 2007

soak it in cider

When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.

Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago

on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too

by BreakfastSausage December 16, 2015

Soak and toke

Smoking weed while in the bath tub (not to get clean, it's just fun as hell).

Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!

(texting)
Kevin: brb I'm going to soak and toke.

Caton: WTF?

by Kwoodhead October 6, 2011

Soaking Wet

When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.

My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.

by Anonymous Anon Girl November 6, 2015