sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.

Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!

by chez3makr May 4, 2010

nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.

Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.

by Punnerguy June 10, 2009

sun sneeze

a sneeze that is caused from looking at or catching a glimpse of the sun

"dude, heads up I've got a sun sneeze comin"

by Durr shnapps April 27, 2007

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).

I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!

by Ceiniog August 24, 2011

portafilter sneeze

When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.

I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.

by macchina January 17, 2008

PP Sneeze

When a guy cums so fast, the girl thinks his penis might be allergic to Pussy. His penis has an adverse yet pleasureful reaction to her front hole. Unwanted immediate ejaculation.

She stuck my penis in. It felt so good I PP Sneezed as soon as it hit the hole. She handed me a Kleenex and said god bless you. She also never answers my texts now.

by Bear The Ripper October 15, 2018