motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006

High Snapscore

If he/she has a snapscore over 200k run as fast as u can.

Girl: Jakes snapscore is 543k he’s definitely talking to more than 1 girl.
Girl 2: u know what a high snapscore means... run

by Yeehawm0nstxr November 9, 2019

shapeshift

To change forms, usually across different species but sometimes within the same, only gaining a different appearance. Usually has to do with magical creatures.

A werewolf will shapeshift from man to wolf during the full moon.

by monkeytm November 14, 2016

snape kill

When you kill someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that your their ultimate agent.

Kylo Ren totally snape killed his father in Star Wars: The Force Awakened

by gIAntTiTS May 5, 2016

Snape Kill

Killing someone to prove your loyalty, tho the loyalty is false in order to deceive, to a dark overlord.

Kylo Ren Snape Killed Han Solo to prove his loyalty to Supreme Leader Snoke.

by SwankyItalian May 3, 2016

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

Snapression

The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.

"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."

"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."

by Christopher Stone December 4, 2013