Los Angeles Smog Pump

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

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smog day

A day when schools close because of smog or air pollution.

I'm so excited! The government just declared tomorrow a smog day! I'm going to play video games all day!

by Don'tKillBill January 30, 2019

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smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

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Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.

I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.

by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

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Smog

Just a tinny fuckin bit. Minimal or minuscule

I just need a smog bit more of positivity form you Jennifer

by CozySav March 2, 2021

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Still making others gangstas kry
Soldier mad off ganja
Satan's minions overthrowing God's Kingdom
Street Marines of gore

Gang based out of San Antonio Texas since the early 90s ,based mainly out. Of the North Central side but later branched off through out the city

A: you smog?

B:yuh,what it do?
A: fucck yall robbed my brother and fucked my bm!

B:🙆 ♂️🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️

by Northside weedR April 5, 2021

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