sarcastic girl

A sarcastic girl is what all guys want.
They want a girl who can keep up with their sarcastic remarks, and doesn't get upset when they are just kidding.
Sarcastic girls are also wanted because they can rip on anyone, and become well liked for being clever.
Sarcastic girls are extremely sexy and usually intelligent.

(Guy (sarcastically) to girlfriend): "Oh yeah, you look so fat all the time!"
(girlfriend): "I'm breaking up with you!"
(Guy): "Man I wish my girl was a sarcastic girl and could take a joke...if only."

by mkg889 February 14, 2009

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Sarcalics

Sarcalics is text that leans left (instead of right like italics) to convey sarcasm.

The brown fox was so quick and jumped over the lazy dog.

Editor's note: Bad example but the brown fox wasn't quick at all, I was just being sarcastic. You couldn't tell, though, because it wasn't in sarcalics.

by TheMoosehead June 28, 2011

Sarc alert

What follows is sarcasm. Useful when commenting on Facebook and in other social media.

(Sarc alert): "Well, if BUSINESS leaders and Wall Street CEOs say climate change and global warming are for real, then it MUST be true."

by da Chetster June 24, 2014

sarcactual

When you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic

Girl: How does my hair look?

Guy: Delightful...

Girl: You're being sarcastic.

Guy: No it actually looks nice.

Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.

by Kanye Not April 14, 2014

Sarcasm

If you're American that's probably why you're here looking for the definition.
Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.

"what is the weather forecast for tonight"

"dark"

Sarcasm at its best

by Justforsarcasm January 12, 2017

sarcastic prick

one who is a comlete douche bag while being sarcastic. everybody hates them

Thayer Swetland is a sarcastic prick.
Thayer!!, you sarcastic prick...fuck you

by fuckin son of a douche February 25, 2009