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sarcactus 

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.
1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."
sarcactus by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013
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Surfactual 

(adj. Etym.: from surface + factual) A fact that seems credible on the surface, but which upon a more thorough inspection reveal itself to be either

(a) an intentional misrepresentation of the truth as it is known, but not an outright lie; often used to present s.thing in a more positive light;

(b) a 'cheap' fact, that is to say, common sense dressed in jargon;

or

(c) a fact without references.
(a) At the manufacturing facility, the group of Japanese businessmen were presented with surfactual evidence of the efficiency at the plant, so as to augment and aid the CEO's persuasive, ceaseless sweet-talking. "We've got them now," he though to himself, and could hardly mask his glee.

(b) The client slapped the papers hard down on the table, all the while transfixing them with that terrible gaze. "No f***ing way I'm paying for this report! It's a poor derivative of a Wikipedia article - I've had it checked, you know! This, peppered with surfactual tidbits even a breastfeeding child knows to be mere fancy!"

(c) It's a well-known fact that Toxiplasma Gondii resides in the brains of between a quarter of and a half of the world's population.
Surfactual by Jonas Laberg October 3, 2007

Sarcasual 

A casual form of sarcasm. A deadpan, sarcastic statement with a lack of emotion. A calmly stated sarcastic sentence.
I asked her how her root canal went and she sarcasually replied, "great, can't wait for the next one."
Sarcasual by Eric R. Case May 11, 2011

Sarcasual 

Someone who is typically/usually sarcastic.

Being sarcastic as usual.
Girl- ohh my my hon, this coffee is to hot for ya gurll

Random person- whatt..?
Guy- she just being sarcasual
Sarcasual by anonymous October 5, 2022

Sabactualize 

When you're sabotaging yourself and actualizing your potential at the same time.
Doing a pile of drugs to invent a cure for cancer is one way to sabactualize yourself