Siri

A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎

Siri is a bitch.

by !@#@#$@#!@##$!@#$%^&#$%&*(&ACF December 21, 2015

siri

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.

Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Urban Dictionary Demoman April 14, 2016

Siri

Your personal life slave who always jacks of to your instergram nudes she or he loves frosty the pedo and is very good at seeing certain types of porn

Siri motherfucker

by Barney the pedo November 18, 2018

Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017

Siri

A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.

Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

siris

a guy with a curly afro, mixed and tall. funny but can come off as mean. sometimes stubborn and petty

girl: omg i want a boyfriend
girl 2: get you a siris

by imanadultvirgin69696969 December 15, 2018

Siri

A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.

I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018