silent but violent

A fart that is smelt but not heard. Smellier than a standard fart because energy is not dissipated by the buttock-flapping sounds.

“Jeee-sus! Have you just let one off?”

”Yeah, sorry. Silent but violent.”

by King Kandy November 6, 2008

Silent Rave

"Rave" or form of wild dancing party where all of the members listen to music through headphones on seperate portable music players. The players are all synchronized so everyone is hearing the same thing, but no outsiders hear anything, hence the "silent" portion of the name.

The police didn't bust the silent rave down the street because nobody complained about the noise.

by TrueKore August 31, 2006

The Silent Duck

1: The Silent Duck

- The shape a hand tends to employ to participate in the act of fisting at the point of entry, this later branches out into the full fist.

2: To Silent Duck:

- To threaten an enemy with the Silent Duck shape, they will then know that you definately mean business and will desist immediately.

1.
Joyce - "That dude fully attempted to use The Silent Duck on me last night, I wasn't having any of it with my monster cunt!"
Barbara - "You go girl."

2.
Dave - "Sup chaps"
Jack - *SILENT DUCK*
Dave - "Okay guys I know where my place is..."

by Dr. M. Edal December 4, 2007

silent but violent

a fart that is like a silent bomb but instead of an explosion its a smell trained to kill noses.

Husband: Honey the dog did the "silent but violent" again.
Wife:I'll get the gas masks.

by human hot dog,mmm hot dog... July 8, 2010

silent cream

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.

"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."

by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009

Jay And Silent Bob

The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!

Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...

Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"

by Snooginik January 28, 2004

silent disco

a surreal party experience where (usually due to noise curfews) the music is pumped through distributed wireless headphones instead of the speakers. a crazy sight to behold, even crazier to partake in.

bonnaroo's silent disco was baller fun-even for the people who gathered round to watch us whilin out to the music only we could hear

by senor frog February 14, 2006