Shop cunt

A woman who works in the office of a male dominate profession that thinks she runs the place.

The shop cunt took away Jeff's paid smoke breaks.

by George the pilot May 2, 2018

SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again

by Cbankss January 25, 2019

SHOP LIFT

The best film group to ever exist they have made iconic movies such as Hey bud and Dookie Joes Germ house and many shorts and soon many more they don’t fall into any category’s they are there own category they are SHOP LIFT

(Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey man have you seen the number one movie on YouTube” (Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “why no I haven’t what is it?” (Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey Bud by SHOP LIFT!”

(Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “wow I should really watch that I think I will right now!”
14:27 minutes later
(Man who is now enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “that was literally the best 14:27 minutes of my life it was actually good quality content that didn’t even have its own category it was it’s own category it was SHOP LIFT!”

by SHOP LIFT June 11, 2019

Shop liftin putty

Basically it means finessin that pussy but its hood asf💀

Shop liftin putty means finessin the pussy
Bruh u cant shop lift putty from her shes drunk

by Daaaaquannnn January 8, 2020

Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice

Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?

by anonymous October 12, 2020

shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs

Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?

by airj56 April 9, 2005

Shop Lift

When an obssessed shopaholic's shopping bags get so overfilled that their husbands often use them as dumbbells

"Honey can I have my Tommy Hilfiger bag yet?" - Madonna
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad

by MysteryMustaches May 7, 2010