Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

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Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 15, 2003

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pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.

Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

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thrifty and shifty

When you give your girl used dick.

ex. Am and Vanessa's charity

You just gotta get thrifty and shifty.

by GrilledCheez💦 March 30, 2019

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Shifty donut

To slip a finger into the anus of an unsuspecting sexual partner.

"dude i'm gonna take this slut home and go the shifty donut on her.. might try for 3 fingers"

Jeffery was going hammer and tongs on his missus when he slyly tried the Shifty Donut.

by UTBNB_123 July 08, 2009

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