Shifty Jew

Any person with stereotypical Jewish traits such as curly black hair and glasses, who also acts shifty in everyday life and is a pain in the ass.

Man (insert jewish name) is a shifty jew because he took all the oreos.

by IanPerdy February 26, 2011

shifty cunt

Someone who is pretending to be your friend but who will turn you in for his own good by any chance at any given time.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.

My work mate ask me to go have drink with him tonight to talk about problems he has with the boss and the company.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.

by Wulfie Woof Woof February 5, 2021

Shifty Yemenite

a jew that descends from yemen but settles in great neck ny (see sneaky yemenite) who also takes up FIFA 10 for PS3. Shifty yemenites usually win by shady moves and bullshit calls by Jew referees.

Tony: Should I play Roi in Fifa 10 tonight?

Jesse: No way. He is a Shifty Yemenite and will likely beat you with Van Persie.

by rootzoo December 28, 2010

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

shifty eyes

When someone avoids eye contact by looking left and right alternatingly very fast which arouses supicion of being shifty

I dont trust him man, he's been doing the shifty eyes all day.

by coinroller July 28, 2007

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008