Sharted

accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.

'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!

by Tyny January 14, 2009

sharie

the most beautiful girl in the world. sweet, classy, funny, silly, crazy, ambitious, ONE OF A KIND. guys love and adore her. some girls love her, most girls hate her. bt she doesnt care, because she is sharie. a true bad bitch.

beautiful pretty smart sexy cute adorable sharie

by Carmenia September 24, 2011

shartreuse

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

Sharpiefie

To use a Sharpie on anything that is not found in an normal office enviroment

You just Sharpiefied that zip-tie so it would blend in with the wood

by Gregie2012 November 15, 2009

shartisan

one with incredible fecal sensitivity and the true skill to discern mud from air when evacuating their bowels

I thought for sure Jeremy was gonna shit himself after all that beer and Taco Bell, but he's a true shartisan who kept it under control.

by The Devil's Right Hand July 17, 2010

Sharpie stigmata

the mysterious markings that appear on your hands, clothing and sometimes face after using a Sharpie marker.

I was doodling during the meeting, and as I was walking out, I noticed that my hands were covered with Sharpie stigmata.

by basest August 5, 2011

shartreuse

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

by JnewTX October 11, 2011