spending the morning gold

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

by time-it August 21, 2010

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sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

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A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

by Sandinga November 23, 2010

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sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

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Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009

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