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SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist.
Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: Field undefined. Please contact system administrator. Internal system error: Field undefined. Please contact system administrator. InteRиαl Sуѕtєм ERяяσя: FïëlÐ ünÐëƒïnëÐ. ρĿєДšє ςόЛţДςţ šΫšţєΜMMMMMMMMMMMM^@#$@!^&&%**$*%^*%^%^
Alright, I'm sick of this shit. The system keeps kicking out repair tickets for this spot in the database, and I don't want to bother with it anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any tickets involving the SCP-000 slot of the database, because it's disrupting work flow for actual problems, and generally just pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here, and considering that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than likely the database pissing itself over the lack of proper information. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed.
- Technical Researcher Rosen
- Technical Researcher Rosen
by 8jmed April 09, 2022
scp 2718 is the dammerung class cognitohazard known as death. anyone who knows about the description of what happens after death will experience eternal suffering caused by the binding of ones soul to the body which makes you feel everything that your body feels while it decays for eternity.
there is a theory that the afterlife is whatever we believe it to be, whatever our religion or faith tells us is our destiny. scp 2718 overrides that, overwrites your afterlife, creates a new endless, meaningless pain that lasts even further than the end of time. if you are exposed to this infohazard, this is what happens to you when you die.
by [DATA EXPUNGED] May 28, 2019
Scp-106 is an old man cover in a black corrosive substance. Scp-106 is a Keter class Scp which makes it very dangerous to humanity for it has the ability to go into a pocket dimension and corrode through walls allowing it to hunt down it's target. The origin of how he came to be is difficult to figure out, for now he is safely contained inside site 19
Scientist 1: Hey man, why is that wall over there all covered with some weird black liquid
Scientist 2: Huh
Scp-106: Hey
Scientist 1: No not my femur
Scientist 2: Huh
Scp-106: Hey
Scientist 1: No not my femur
by 05 council April 17, 2019
SCP-1471 is a mobile phone application going by the name: MalO ver1.0.0, if someone downloads MalO ver1.0.0 they won't see any shortcuts or icons on their device, every 3-6 hours the subject will recieve photo's of SCP-1471-A near a location that the subject frequently visits. 1471-A is a humanoid like creature with a canid-like skull and dark hair. After 48 hours, the subject will recieve photos of SCP-1471-A near locations they recently visited. 72 hours after exposure the subjects will recieve photos of SCP-1471-A in real time near the subject. 90 hours after exposure the subject will see SCP-1471-A in their peripheral vision, reflective surfaces or both.
Yo I found this new app on the app store.
What's it called?
MalO vare1.0.0
Dude that's the SCP-1471 app!
What's it called?
MalO vare1.0.0
Dude that's the SCP-1471 app!
by adudewithadog June 19, 2020
A succubus but in a Holy way
When Male people see her, They Immediately try to have intercourse with 166 which does not Stress 166.
166 is Seriously into Christianity and used to be a Nun before being dragged to the foundation, while she was in her stay she requested Holy Items in which only 1 was refused which was a Priest to let her confess her sins.
When Male people see her, They Immediately try to have intercourse with 166 which does not Stress 166.
166 is Seriously into Christianity and used to be a Nun before being dragged to the foundation, while she was in her stay she requested Holy Items in which only 1 was refused which was a Priest to let her confess her sins.
Intercom in SCP-166's Containment Chamber:Attention D-4323 Please enter the Containment Chamber
*D class enters the Chamber*
SCP-166: *Looks at D-4323*
D-4323 in his mind: Oh shit my pp is gonna get hard
*D-4323's Private part suddenly starts to expand at a fast rate*
SCP-166: *Shows no distress*
D-4323: *Dashes to SCP-166*
Security Guard: *Fires the P90 to prevent a Horrible event*
D-4323: *Fuccin dies*
Female Researcher: Nice.
*D class enters the Chamber*
SCP-166: *Looks at D-4323*
D-4323 in his mind: Oh shit my pp is gonna get hard
*D-4323's Private part suddenly starts to expand at a fast rate*
SCP-166: *Shows no distress*
D-4323: *Dashes to SCP-166*
Security Guard: *Fires the P90 to prevent a Horrible event*
D-4323: *Fuccin dies*
Female Researcher: Nice.
by A Jude November 05, 2019
An app that causes the user to be stalked by a figure in black robes with a canine skull for a head (designated SCP-1471-A). This creature is infamous in the SCP fandom for being an icon of furry trash.
My God, why is there so much hentai of SCP-1471? There’s just so fucking much. It’s ridiculous. They could’ve done something else, but no, they chose MalO ver1.0. motherfucking 0. It’s wasted potential, really.
by 3lectronicFan June 24, 2019
A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.
A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd
NTF Commander: All of them are
NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
NTF Commander: All of them are
NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 06, 2022