sag bags

A term used to describe the sagging of breasts when not wearing a bra to help keep them in place.

Jack: Hey John, why did that lady judt go running back into her house?

John: Probably because she had to go put a bra on so she could hide her sag bags.

by a bored dude August 10, 2009

Sag-Nasty

Sag-Nasty is the nickname for the post-industrial, mid-Michigan rust-bucket town of Saginaw.

It is also an apt description of the breasts of a female rapper named Khia.

Why doesn't Khia wear a bra? Surely she knows that her boobs Sag-Nasty.

by Hoopermazing August 4, 2009

sag-cro

A.K.A. Saggy crotchitis. Happens when you wash your underwear in the inappropriate temperature of water and/or dry it when the label CLEARLY states "hang to dry". It is characterized be a very tight elastic waistband and embarissingly loose fabric. It is also accompanied by the sense of "I shouldn't have eaten that extra Chimichanga...."
Don't worry buddy its not your fault, its just a common case of sag-cro. Cure? Scientists are working hard, but nothin' yet.

Zeek opened his girlfriends cabinet only to find all of her
underwear had sag-cro, he broke up her later that night.

by Agnes08 September 3, 2006

Sag sister

Pronounced sAg sister (the sage is like bag).

n. Two people who share almost identical qualities and tastes.

Those two are such sag sisters, they even dress alike.

by barc87 January 9, 2012

Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

sag sack

When a man's scrotum is sagging excessively.

I woke up this morning and I had major sag sack.

by flyonwings August 10, 2009

Sag Fucker

That annoying old man driving 25 in a 40 zone who then switches into your lane....with no turn signal.

Also comes in woman form, but these are less often seen.

Girl -"Man hes slow"

Man swerves in front of driver

Girl - "Oh god i hate that old sag fucker!"

by Irealcarly May 2, 2010