rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.

I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone

by Freezerguy December 4, 2013

Rusty Trombone

When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.

My girl played my trombone last night. My Rusty Trombone!

by lollios December 14, 2014

Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

by Minkenator July 21, 2017

Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019

Rusty Trombone

70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.

The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.

Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.

The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.

The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.

Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.

Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!

A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.

A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...

by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019