rumpty tumpty

British Slang for having sex

Hey baby why don't we go back to my place for a little rumpty tumpty, some slap and tickle, and hows your father?

by George Burnett March 10, 2007

Rumple Minze

1. A German-style liqueur brand known for their peppermint flavored schnapps.

2. A sex act involving a peppermint. A peppermint is slightly inserted into a person's sphincter to be licked until it completely dissolves, thus providing the ultimate rim job.

Can be done with either a traditional red and white peppermint, or on occasions where the lickee's hind quarters may be less than pristine, with a green and brown mint.

This activity is best enjoyed after consuming copious quantities of Rumple Minze.

Yo, dude, last night we went to the C&D Café and Nasty Steve overserved us on Rumple Minze. When we got home we were feeling frisky yet still desiring some minty goodness, so we totally rumple minzed in at least 3 different places in my apartment. My tongue was numb, but it was totally awesome!

by LickY0Azz September 7, 2009

rumple

A type of drinking game where the participants shake up an unopened beer can to add pressure, and then proceed to smash it against their heads. Winner is the first to get enough of a stream shooting out to drink the remaining beer.

I'm totally hammered, me and the guys did a few too many rumples before we went out.

by coozie August 22, 2012

rumple stinkskin

The act of fucking your partner's armpit.

Troy pulled a rumple stinkskin last night, now his unit will smell like me all day.

by thatguy31 July 31, 2006

rumplechunk

When you have to poop really bad and you expect it to be extremely relieving, but when you go to the bathroom, you only poop out little rabbit turds.

I am so bummed, I had to take a deuce really bad but I just ended up rumplechunking...

by Penile Montgomery December 17, 2008

rumplechunky

A type of shit that burns like hot, chunky Cambells soup.

I ate at Del Taco last night and took the worst rumplechunky this morning.

by Kevin Dinkleberry February 8, 2007

Rumple Butter

Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.

You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm

by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009