Rumpelstiltskin mudslide

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

by charazarding champion January 24, 2025

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

by mysticklemom June 7, 2020

Godzilla Rapefest

When you contemplate rape while watching a Godzilla movie because you are drunk and horny, so the only rationale recourse is to make up stupid shit on Urban Dictionary to get more drunk and vent about your trauma and hurtness that you inflict upon other people indiscriminately.

Today I did the Godzilla Rapefest on Urban Dictionary.

FYI, I’m a a rapist from Texas. Fuck those Mexicans!

by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014