Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.
by Tiny Dick Bastard June 18, 2018
A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.
by finallygettingpublished March 05, 2020
(n) when someone uses numerous large words in an attempt to seem more intelligent than they are; to be pretentious
by Sam Hartung May 07, 2007
A clothing line owned by K-Mart. Recognizable by its poor attempts to mimic current fashion trends at low prices.
by foreign lump January 31, 2006
by infinite281 March 03, 2009
Getting fucked by one cock doggy-style while sucking on another.
Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.
Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.
by Monkeypox69 October 21, 2009
By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink
*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...
ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!
*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...
ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!
"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"
"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."
"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...
"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."
"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...
by The Mathmagician October 19, 2007