Fat Rooster

A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.

Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.

I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Urban Rooster

When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”

You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.

by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018

Reverse Rooster

This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time

My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster

by Toolegit Khajit July 14, 2021

spit roaster

when two guys are nailing the same chick from opposite ends, making her look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in hawaii. This is also referred to as a pig roaster and can easily be converted to an eiffel tower by the guys high fiving each other over her back.

Jeff and Ben pulled a spit roaster on Lisa last weekend but Ben doesn't want to talk about it since she's his sister.

by snakes69 January 8, 2008

Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

roostery

the essence of a rooster.

the rooster on the cornflake box is rather roostery

by a;lsdjf;aoigasdg January 22, 2010