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Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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rolanding

We've got some rolanding today on the company perks.
That guy is definitely rolanding there...
by fantasy_brewer May 3, 2021
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Alexander Roland-Lewis

Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord
Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis
by Goat68 March 27, 2023
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lilly roland

good at relationships and loves freaky songs. For example: somo ride. She will ask any boy out without being scared
Lilly Roland She’s amazing that’s how
by Her man is her man May 2, 2018
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roland style

'You must Gangnam, like I have "
"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style!?!?! "

"You must Gangnam, like I have"
by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024
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Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.
Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"
by Definitely a human September 11, 2018
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rolander

The term Rolander refers to a cool man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.

He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
Hey look there.. He is my Rolander
by admirelove February 11, 2015
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