Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.

That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

rohan

Very nice kid who is relatable. he is a very good friend who will be there for you in your darkest times. if you have a friend named rohan you are bound to have a good time and a good friend relationship. you will be his best friend and will want to be best friends forever. you will probably want to be , like i said , friends 4 ever and probably if you are named justin, you live next to him. if your name is emily you probably have a crush on him. that is, if you now him

omg rohan is so nice

hey i might have a crush on him. i mean like he is so quircky and has a handsome smile. who woudlnt have a crush on him?

by ur.madre. April 9, 2019

Rogan Josh

Rogan Josh is a person with particularly squishy forearms that derived from India. In their spare time, they will often be found driving Tesla’s and throwing money into bins while homeless people watch on. Rogan Josh can be seen with numerous styles and shades of hair, ranging from orange to black.

Person 1 - Did you see that homeless lady in desperate need of food?
Person 2 - Yea, Rogan Josh was beside her feeding the birds dinner
Person 1 - Classic Rogan Josh

by possum master January 18, 2020

Rogansplaining

Mansplaining but from a small child named rogan who knows everything about the world and he knows more than you so he will tell you exactly why you’re wrong.

Rogan: which country is this the flag for?
Grandpa: England

Rogan: fuck no grandpa England isn’t a country you’re so dumb!
Sister: stop rogansplaining everything.

by pukkabug January 7, 2023

Roganimn

A Someone who annoys the living fuck out of you, or a social party.

B Someone who doesn't own at many games.

C An alternate South-Wales name for "Renegade Lemonade"

Examples;
A "That fucking Roganimns a fucking cunt."

B "Dude, he's almost as bad as a Roganimn."

C "Chris, Pass me the... The... The Ren... The Rene.. The Rog... The Roganimn."

by ph34r73h3viL October 18, 2008

Slender Roland

Slender mans best pal. He does all the dirty work for slender man. Slender Roland looks like a human, but acts like slender man.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: I saw someone that acted like a Slender Roland
Guy 1: What was he doing?
Guy 2: He was.....Doing slender mans work

by Potato_The_Potato March 1, 2013

Rogan

A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.

Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.

The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.

As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.

Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan

I am 22 Rogans tall.

by Christobear April 6, 2021