rod

"The dude said I had to lay a rod on him for the info."
by Dick Weed March 08, 2005
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rod

Term of derision applied to any offensive male who hoves into view. Comes in handy at the pub when any male who mistakenly thinks he's 'cool' is spotted. They don't realise that the term is an insult, and thus you escape unpunched.
That mullet's such a rod
by The Rod April 25, 2003
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rodded

A form of punishment for being/acting/representing/promoting the following on a forum.

1. acting like a foolish
2. advertising
3. Talking non-sense
4. trolling
5. spamming

The mod/admin would soon edit the post/delete the post leaving the note "RODDED" in the post.
Billybob was acting like a know it all so he got what was coming, a good ol' RODDING!
by Tabasco June 19, 2005
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a rod

i am a-rod, i have a massive rod
a rod is cool blah blah blah.
by Hutch911 July 30, 2006
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rod

hey......thats my name...........awesome! Does rod have what it takes to make the Duke of Hazard jump? I think not!
last night so lady..who i believe is my mother called my rod...therfore it must be my name
by Dr. Fatz January 28, 2004
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dowsing rod

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.
I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!
by Starchylde June 24, 2016
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stun rod

When a man inserts his penis inside a woman's/man's anus during sex without warning and leaves her/him stunned by the rod.
"I gave my girlfriend the stun rod last night, she looked like a deer in the headlights."
by stuartcazzo April 18, 2020
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