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Get the ronald mug.Meet Ronald — a self-proclaimed “investment guru” in his late 20s to early 30s, who somehow manages to project the confidence of Warren Buffett while possessing the financial acumen of a Magic 8-Ball. Ronald’s entire portfolio is held together with vibes, memes, and whatever happens to be trending on r/WallStreetBets that week. If it’s got a rocket emoji next to it, Ronald’s all in.
He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.
He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.
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RONALD WEASLEY, HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud.
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Get the ronald mug.Period during the 1980s in which Ronald Reagan started the War on Drugs which ultimately made obtaining drugs as easy as obtaining groceries. This led to thousands of Americans becoming addicted to crack cocaine, resulting in women giving birth to crack babies. The real victims of this era were the babies who were born addicted to crack.
James: That would be tough to grow up in the Ronald Reagan Era, especially if your parent was an addict.
John: Yeah, Kendrick Lamar was born into it. Shit's tough, man.
John: Yeah, Kendrick Lamar was born into it. Shit's tough, man.
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