jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

Ritz

short for ritual (usually scarification)

Taking up their soul and doin up ritz, 666
- Lucii

by Madman Lucii July 24, 2022

off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018

Ritz

Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!

Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.

by CynderFanclub April 12, 2024

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

Ritzing

A term used often in the 1920’s. This term is to indicate that someone is dressed rather fashionable.

“Yo Jamie I see you with those new Nikes! You’re Ritzing today.”

“I’m gonna have the best outfit tomorrow. I’m going to be putting on the Ritz”

by Cowabungabummer October 4, 2021