jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 02, 2015

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018

ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 18, 2019

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

Ritze

Ritze is a male creature with a long and sexy nose.

Ritze: "Keks Keks ich will ein Keks".
Ritze: "Sie man sieht es nicht"
Krümelmonster

by shriiin November 25, 2021