juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first

"juan reyes gets no pussy"

by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021

pulling a Reyes

When your friend says or does something so stupid, you can't describe it.

Person 1: Isn't a Donkey Punch, just punching a donkey?
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) stop pulling a Reyes.

by HugLy January 19, 2017

Dirty Reyes

Man Bitch taking it in the ass by a Dirty Doug then begging for an Abe Lincoln.

I gave that bitch a Dirty Reyes last night!

by Doug Nielson April 26, 2009

Jose Reyes

A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.

Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran

by Sheriff69 October 3, 2011

Raven Reyes

Raven Reyes is the smartest and hottest woman that has ever been on any tv show. she’s also john murphy his soulmate.

we stan this legend since season one and we keep stanning through every season.

she’s everyone’s favorite because she’s that amazing, once you stan you can never untan because she’s that amazing.

she only has one good leg but she can still fully function and we only stan her more and more.

she’s a legend and we love her even more than our lives

who’s that beautiful, smart, amazing, mechanic?

oh that wonderful woman? that’s skinny legend raven reyes

by hemsthor June 30, 2018

Alex Reyes

lil ugly dude with a shmeat

Girl one :Hey did u see that Alex Reyes

Girl two : yea he was so nasty

by Savv mcgrittle October 10, 2018

Julian Reyes suchy

A teenage boy who has absolutely zero play. None at all. He’s also a creepy guy who looks at women's tits when they wear bikinis. He’s also very gay

Girl 1: that new guy Julian Reyes suchy is such a creep
Girl 2: I know right he was staring at my tits for a minute

by Tristan123469 April 29, 2022