Hayworth

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of man-horse anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator J.D. Hayworth because of his homophobia and acute fear of mandatory man-horse love.

See "Santorum."

Is it just me, or is there a distinct aroma of Hayworth wafting from the Congressman's pants area?

by Tebow Baggins March 26, 2010

Hayworth

Hayworth’s are weird.
Despite this they are wonderful people and you are lucky to be part of there family they are a long chain of bald heads humpty dumptys and just all round stupid people with lots of love to give around

Did you see the Hayworth’s last night

by Haibwjsnwiknjn 6676 December 26, 2019

Rita Hayworth

A popular actress of the 1940s. Once married to Orson Welles and in another case a prince, Rita Hayworth has lived an exciting and glamourous life. Her film credits are extensive, and she has worked with many famous stars including Fred Astaire.

I loved the dance number with Rita Hayworth and Fred Astaire!

by REginaSPEKTor April 20, 2008

Steve Haworth

The now internationally-known body modification artist, hailed as the originator and foremost pioneer of 3D Body Art. His mediums and methods include transdermals, scarification, cautery branding, and 3D implants (which he invented and developed himself). He is especially noted for his extensive modification work on the Lizardman, the Catman (Dennis Smith), and the famous circus star Enigma.

"Flesh is my medium."
-- Steve Haworth

by Lapideus November 30, 2005

Haworth

The smallest town known man-kind (aka the town next to closter and demerest). Description: A downtown containing a minit mart (and a few other unknown stores), a pond with muck in it, and an anual flea-market.

1."Meet me downtown"
"Okay, I'll meet you in the ice cream section of the minit mart"
2. "Yes! The pond froze!"
"No way! This is like, the highlight of the year!"
3. Countdown: 34 days until the flea market/fishing contest!
4. Let's go hang out at the "loading dock" behind the bank and then go skating to the dumont-sters!

by Anonymous April 23, 2005

heyworth

A word used in Northern Australia to describe a person or object as being of a homosexual nature

Often replaces the word "fag"

Heyworths are often found around Gay Bars in Darwin such as "Throb"

The origin is not known, but has been in wide usage since the mid to late '90's

"Shut the fuck up heyworth"
"Oi stop being such a heyworth and do some work"
"I was out in a club and this heyworth tried to chat me up"

by JohnBoy997 September 22, 2009

Haworth

A verrrrry small town in Northern New Jersey. It has two "sides of town" which are divided by the train tracks in the center. There is a small pond and downtown area. Most of the people are upper-middle-class, and are as rich as the people in their bigger neighboring towns. The Haworth kids go to NVD during High School and HPS for Elementary/Middle school. There is a lot of drama. Everyone hangs out either downtown or at people's houses during the school year, but during the summer they go to the Haworth Swim Club. Most of the girls there are very Abercrombie/Hollister with a mixture of Mandee's/Delia's with a splash of Forever 21. Mostly every girl has a Coach wristlet. Most of the boys there are very Abercrombie/Hollister with a mixture of Nike/Under Armor.

1: Want to go to the Pharmacy, Alessandro's, or the Minit Mart for lunch?
2: How about Minit Mart? I'm in the mood for popcorn chicken.
1: I wish we could go to Alessandro's, I'm in the mood for pizza...
2: They overprice their stuff anyway.
1: It's not like we don't have enough money! What do you want to do later?
2: There's nothing to do in this small town, Haworth.
1: Yeah. Want to rent a movie at my place?
2: Sure!

by Haworthian August 25, 2009