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The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of man-horse anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator J.D. Hayworth because of his homophobia and acute fear of mandatory man-horse love.

See "Santorum."
Is it just me, or is there a distinct aroma of Hayworth wafting from the Congressman's pants area?
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Hayworth’s are weird.
Despite this they are wonderful people and you are lucky to be part of there family they are a long chain of bald heads humpty dumptys and just all round stupid people with lots of love to give around
Did you see the Hayworth’s last night
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