roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack November 10, 2015

Roasted Marshmallow

Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it

James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah

by Bigger fatty January 29, 2018

Roasted and Ghosted

When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.

Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."

by relentlessbukkake May 11, 2018

roasted my shaft

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.

man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

by baron of brie July 10, 2018

Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

Get my weenie roasted

A male about to engage in sexual intercourse

Sorry bro can't hang out tonight, gonna get my weenie roasted

by Papa Oscar September 19, 2016

Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 28, 2019