rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008

Rectal Nova

Violent act of having eaten some seriously hot food some hours before, and shitting it out at high velocity and high heat - It feels like your ass has become a star going supernova.

It was a horrible event that occurred as result of LJ's last bite into what was the most suspect yet delicious Cabo burger; because on the plane ride home the next morning, his ass went rectal nova in the airplane bathroom.

by Johnny Del Fuego December 17, 2008

rectal flight

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

by navonod April 12, 2009

Rectal Magician

A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing

My father was a great rectal magician

He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician

by Potato Gremlin >w< June 9, 2015

Rectal Prolapse

A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.

Risk factors include-

Child BIrth-

Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-

Chronic Constipation-

Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)

Taco Bell.

Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.

My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse

Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul

by Stonkle September 21, 2021

Jack Rental

Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.

I would play Combat Arms, but Jack Rental is such a cock sucking prick when you play with him.

by Jale2Ice March 16, 2010

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015