A annoying little cunt licker that jerks off to my little pony at night and makes orgasm noises. Also he cheats on his girlfriends with his dad and cheats on him with is small ass dog, he is also said to be very blind and perverted.
REDWHITEnCrue25: What did you doyesterday?
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...
A narcissistic asshole. He enjoys acting like the leading roles in Dumb and Dumber without the humor. Little to no class. Btw skinny jeans only look good on girls, but if you insist on dressing like a faggot at least make sure you have a decent ass first.
"Who's the autistic kid over there? "
"Oh he's not autistic. That's just Reese. He's been hitting the hydros and morphine a little too much"