Red neck knee bording

This action is usally performed after a long period of rain. This is when a person on a knee bord is dragged by a 4 x4 vehicle... most likely a 4 wheeler.

After all dis dong gon rain we's shoulds get out the 4 wheeler scooter n go knees bordin

by Big Sep June 17, 2005

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Red neck Rammer

A red neck rammer is were a family of 3 or more have a huge orgy of insest for a prolonged period of time

Hi joe me and my family were doing a red neck rammer last night.

by WangLang August 01, 2010

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

by daDebil January 16, 2004